Cheers Santa, you fucking asshole

Brain full of fluid
Sharp ringing in ears
Head leaking goo
Merry fucking Christmas
Here’s a mid-summer flu
Just for you!

Oh yeah, New Zealand gets Christmas first *flips off the rest of the world* yes, it is Christmas here… Right now

Merry Christmas all my lovely followers, hope yours is less shit than mine xoxoxo

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11 thoughts on “Cheers Santa, you fucking asshole

  1. you make me laugh even with your snot filled Christmas nose.you’re happening. i love you courage girl even when you’re pissed off. imagine a half world away and yet you’re just next door.if you’re ever in Primanti’s bar, Greensburg, PA, USA, let me buy you a beer, then will burn my poems(but maybe 3) and read all of yours until the boys brush me aside.

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    • Haha thank you so much lovely and thank you for following me through my crazy journey of 2014! Woohoo i’ll keep you on my list of stops next time i’m in the States 😄 we can get blind drunk and piss off the locals then eat Taco Bell at 4am and stumble home with arms around each other ❤️ love your support, you’re the best xx

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