On Eating Food Prematurely From The Oven…

It’s been cooking in
the oven for an hour
Yes, it will burn you

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Society is Sad

Wanting happiness is
as American as
Apple Pie

Is it our cleverness
from which we were
endowed

the impressive capacity
to comprehend, forever dwell

and eke out a living
in feeling
these feelings

we are vulnerable
at all times
open to attack
susceptible
defenseless
to depression,
more so than our
mammalian counterparts

Though even the
greatest apes
can be depressed
maybe they are lacking a
‘true’ auto-biographical self

Sense of being
that us scumbags
possess

What galvanizes goals?
status
security
suck-cess
superiority
What frames minds?
spirit
state
second-nature
specialty

When attracting mates:
Try to be
compelling

Just fuckin with ya

I used to think

                   that

                   I was

                            really fucking

                   clever

But

            I

               really fucking

      wasn’t

Stoned crock pot disaster

The crock pot exploded into thick

Shards of porcelain, cracking perfectly

Around the curcumfrence. Spitting

Hot, sticky, gooey, slimey stew

All over the stove, burning black

Immediately filling my apartment

With a different flavor of smoke

Than usual.

 

So no, it should not have been

Removed from its proper home

To be cooked on an element, but

The crock-of-shit crock pot simmered

Away for hours with no end in sight.

I had no choice but to compromise,

It’s nearing 11pm, you must understand.

I’ve the impatient munchies and 

Now the crock has no pot,

More useless than ever.

Fuck it,

I’ve got my pot

And that’s all that matters.