It’s been cooking in
the oven for an hour
Yes, it will burn you
Tag Archives: real life
Auckland Sux for Students
Holy fucking shit
HOW are we
in rent arrears
again?
Does this on-going
housing crisis
ever reach an
end?
Secret to Passing Univeristy
How to get an A:
Reference a paper the
lecturer published
Avian noise pollution?
Seagulls make so much
Damn noise, we’re not even at
The beach – what the hell?
Right now
Eating four muffins
No, seriously. I am
eating four muffins
A open letter to my new flatmate
The knives are all blunt
Cuz the can opener sucks
So I compromise
Real life update #13
The Burger King guy
gave me free large fries, is that
a compliment or…?
Real life update #12
A new endeavor
For a modelling career
Is in full force – boom!
Down and Out
Well now
What a stunning mess,
But in this instance it would seem
That you’ve not passed the test.
What more could you expect
Than to ring in second best
When you’ve gone and constantly
Got yourself tangled in life’s mesh.
Next
It’s not unheard of
To carve charged words
Bitterly, solemnly to flesh.
The future in which looms
Reduced to angry, dusty doom.
For now I say lie down, reflect
Seek rest.
Real life update #9
Dissociated
and agoraphobic, damn
I’m so progressive
Personally disordered 